Nerdfighters don't fight nerds.

Nerdfighters Don't Fight Nerds

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Red Green wakes me up in the usual way, by scratching my face until I open my eyes then scratching my open eye, and then instead of going down to the carpet as he always has in the past, he just pees. *laughter* Like, with his hind legs on my belly button and his forelegs on my, I would say lower neck/upper chest, he just pees. He just begins to urinate. On my eye. I was covered by a blanket, but basically on my body. Like, I could feel the warmth of his urine on my body.

John Green 

(ON MY EYE)

(Source: youtube.com)

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