Look at them hug! Look at the way they hug! With the KNEES! It’s very close. I mean, you have to say that their midsections are right flush up against one another… And YES I have seen the John Green, John Green slash fiction. I wish I could UNSEE it, but I want to thank (I suppose) the nerdfighters and/or Swindon Town Swoodilypooper fans who created that, uh, beautiful piece of work.